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Jen Vallens

Jen Vallens

I am a mother, a wife, a friend, a writer, a Yoga teacher, a ding-a-ling, a smart ass, an airhead, and a hot mess.  Some days I beat myself up and some days I know I am a ROCKSTAR.  But through life experience and Yoga, I have learned to love all of me.

Random facts about me:

  • I am a classic Pisces (head in the clouds, indecisive, sensitive)

  • I read books about neuroscience for fun

  • I am a certified Scuba Diver

  • I organized the current Guinness World Record event for Blindfold Chess

  • I was on the reality show "Bringing Home Baby" after the birth of my second son

  • I created a game combining Poker and Chess called  5Card Chess and it won Second place in a Poker Stars contest

  • I am a total clutz

  • My favorite drink is sparking water and I ALWAYS drink it from a wine glass.

  • I am a cat person, but please don't tell my dog!

"Sometimes, but not Always"

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